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What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
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There is Hot-sex, Fast-sex, Group-sex, Safe-sex, Leather-sex, Telephone-sex, and for people with your face ...NO SEX !
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Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman's destination. Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?!
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SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, gd for u.
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Son on his honeymoon phoned his mom asking what 2 do. MOM:Put ur biggest thng on her hairiest thng. SON:got my nose in her armpit. Now what?
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HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love.HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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Who dares wins  - I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!
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A teacher ask"wot part of the body goes to heaven first?"A child replies"feet- coz every nite i c my mum with her feet in the air screamin GOD I'M COMIN! |
What a girl wants? A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.who opens her heart recives love.who opens her legs recieves happines
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I want to suck you... I want to lick you... I wanna move my tongue all over you... I want to feel you in my mouth... that's how u... eat an ice cream...
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1 day there was tis naked man N elephant, da elephant looks at the naked man 4 a few seconds, then ask da naked man, 'HOW CAN U BREATH THRU THAT LITTLE THING?'
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Why do men pass gas more than women? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good
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kiss SMS
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted. kisses spread germs and germs are hated. but you can kiss me baby i am vaccinated
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what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
what kisses mean!KISS ON HAND=i adore u, KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends, KISS ON NECK=i want u, KISS ON LIPS=i love u, KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=...lets not get carried away!
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Kissing you baby is my dream
Kissing you baby is my dream. I am strawberry & you are the cream. Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
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A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.
A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss is not a kiss unless its with tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.
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Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga |
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If luvin' was aginst the law,
If luvin' was aginst the law,and kissin' was a crime,i would gladly spend my life with u,in prison doin' time.
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Whats kissing
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing. Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you.
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I've been thinking about u and me
I've been thinking about u and me..if we were alone how it would be..I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!
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The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky, the rose may kiss the butterfly, the morning due may kiss the grass but you my friend may kiss my lips!!
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What is Kiss
What is Kiss? Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion, that will lead to further penetation,in fast acceleration that will build the next generation |
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kiss SMS
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If u read,u owe me a HUG,
If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?
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A kiss is special thing
A kiss is special thing that you can cant take without giving, and you cant give without taking.
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When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you
When I saw you, I was afraid to meet you... When I met you, I was afraid to kiss you... When I kissed you, I was afraid to love you... Now that I love you, I'm afraid to lose you."
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Will you love me in December as you do in May
Will you love me in December as you do in May,Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?When my hair has all turned gray,Will you kiss me then and say,That you love me in December as you do in May?"
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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
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What is kiss?
A kiss is an inquiry in the upper Floor about vacancy in the lower floor.
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Flirting SMS SMS
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During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!!
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Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!
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You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me
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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you.
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Flirt Messages Most beautiful... If God would have created something more beautiful than you he would have kept it to himself. Maths ... During maths I was thinking of you but I cannot calculate how much I love you!! Can u see me? Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart! In love .. You can fall from a mountain,you can fall from a tree,but the best way to fall,is to fall in love with me I Found you ... When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why,just make a wish. Trust me it will come true,'cause I did it and I found you. One for me!!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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One for me!!
You're eyes are soft en tender,as sweet as they can be.There's one thing you must remember, you are the one for me!!!
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It is deaf and it wants to have sex with you...................... What do you say?
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Roses are red.voilets are corny.when i think of you babes it makes me so HORNY!!!
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I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!
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Flirting SMS SMS
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I looked up sexy in the dictionary today and your name was listed
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If your right leg was thanksgiving and Your left leg was Christmas could I meet U between the holidays?
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Have you ever been to the moon ? no ! sit on my rocket and I will take you there
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The word HELLO means: H=How are you? E=Evrything alright? L=Like 2 hear from you! L=Love 2 see you soon O=Obviously I miss you..SO, HELLO
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It must have been a rainy day when you were born..Heaven was crying 'cus it lost its most beautiful angel! |
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Press down......down
more......ok......more......yes......ahh.......yes......almost
there......yeah......oh shit......harder......so good! Yeah, that's textual
intercourse!
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PUNJABI SMS SMS
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Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
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Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
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SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!! |
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Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
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Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
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Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
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Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
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Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
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Naughty SMS
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height of Flirting?
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN".
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height of Flirting?
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY}
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jaki chan ka sms
!@#$$##$$$^%&())+)*(&*&^%$#@@@#$$%^^^&&*(__(*&%$ ##@#&*&?"}::_+|+_)*(^%$##$% aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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jaki chan ka sms
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it
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jaki chan ka sms
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life
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- I want triplets You want twins.Lets get in bed and see who wins!